"Vote early and vote often."

 Al Capone (1899-1947)

 

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

 

"Few things are harder to put up with than a good example."

 Mark Twain (1835-1910)

 

"Hell is other people."

 Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)

 

"I am become death, shatterer of worlds."

 Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) (citing from the Bhagavad Gita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion)

 

"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."

 Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)

 

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."

Thomas Jones

 

"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

 Al Capone (1899-1947)

 

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

 Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

 

"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes."

 Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)