"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."

 Gloria Leonard

"It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man."

Professor Scott Elledge on his retirement from Cornell

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."

Robert Orben

"There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem."

 George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

Revelations 6:8

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."

Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"Plato was a bore."

 Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."

Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."

Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"Hemingway was a jerk."

Harold Robbins